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14.06.2025 07:05
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
No way
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?
So they tried
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Loons and Moons
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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